Before reading this blog:
1. Understand that I love Publix subs unconditionally
2. Disregard the messiness, I ordered tons of veggies and I like it to look like that
With that said, I ordered a Publix Sub over at one of the West Palm Beach locations. I saw the clerk cut this section in half, and then was distracted so I didn't notice that she didn't cut the other half of the sub the same way. I brought the sub home, and the first half that came out of the bag, was the uncut half, and I enjoyed it for lunch.
Fast forward>>>> 6pm rolls around, and I pull out the second half of the sub for dinner, and it feels weird in the wrapper. I unwrap the sub to see that this half of the sub was, itself, cut in half. I've never had this happen before and can't make sense of it.
Did the (very nice, btw) girl:
1. think I was sharing the sub with two other people, so she cut it so it would be thirds?
And if so, how would I have determined who got the bigger piece?
a. Me, because I'm paying,
b. Me, because I'm fat and need the bigger piece
c. someone else, for some unknown reason
2. Did she just forget to cut the other half, which creates the question:
a. WHY did she half the other side of the sub in the first place?
Like I said, Publix subs are the best and their employees are super nice all the time. I just found it weird as I was inhaling my dinner. Now that I think of it, maybe she cut it that way to keep my fat a$$ from choking.
DM - This fine lady shown up above is the Duchess of Alba who just passed away. She was worth over $3BILLION, and owned over 50k pieces of art and 18,000 rare books (according to DailyMail). She left NOTHING to her husband, which we find to be quite funny. Did he drive her nuts? Was he bad in the pants region? We'll never know. Hopefully he at least got to check out that book collection, maybe flip through a first edition Don Quixote? Here he is seen below with his main squeeze- I'm not gonna lie, half the reason I laughed about this is my jealousy that he has more hair than me. What is it with Europeans and having awesome hair? Click the link at the beginning of this paragraph if you wanna see more Europeans with better hair than me. Guy looks pretty pissed escorting her around, though. And she looks...downright smug. Doesn't she look smug? Like..."Oh, you better escort me around by the arm if you think you're getting a penny of this sweet, sweet $3 BIL...then BOOM ROASTED no money for you." It's actually pretty darn funny when you think about it, those lips have been holding back a laugh for the past hundred years.
Now I know what you're saying, it's probably a case of an excited tourist (or their sister) mistaking the identity of an NBA player. But BEAR WITH ME:
Lebron is going around in other cities telling people that he's a player from their own home team? IF this is the case then Lebron has just scored a few points in our book. There's no better time to Jedi Mind Trick someone than when they are excited-- angry, starstruck, etc. You know that they would fall for WHOEVER he said he was out of the heat of the moment and being embarrassed at getting the basketball star's name wrong. Is this not hilarious?
My request to all of the NBA players that read this blog: the next time someone approaches you excited and asking for a photo, TELL THEM YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE and see if it sticks! I am eager to test this theory, and it's fun for the whole family. Seems to be working for Bronbron/D-Rose.
Bonus points: Is D-Rose telling people he's Lebron? I'm not so sure this works in the reverse.
PS- I tell people I'm Jon Gosselin all the time.
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....and we couldn't be happier. SFB has been a TM fan since his early days, and have followed him through all of his hilarious addictions and resulting talk show appearances. And It's Always Sunny...DON'T EVEN GET US STARTED! While we agree that there are some garbage episodes, we have still seen every one of them, and even considered entering one of their contests one time.
TM+IAS= Happy SFB
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Nancy Tartaglione Tells me that Frank Tagliano is coming back for a Third Season of Lilyhammer on Netflix
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So here I am feeling like some kinda gagootz, getting into a new show, only to find out there were two short season that seemed to fly by. Finally, a show that combined my love for Nordic culture with my love for (and pseudo knowledge of) the mobster lifestyle. I read about it a lot I mean...and I'm um...from...Rhode Island.
Anyway I really do enjoy the show and am glad that Steven van Zandt and his pals are coming back for some more snowy shenanigans.
I was watching a Conan O'brien skit where he goes for a ride with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube around the hood, talking to people, drinking beers out of a paper bag, and while entertaining...it brought up the question: When has Kevin Hart actually been funny?
He's been entertaining in all of his movies and is a likable person, but funny...I can't seem to find any evidence of this person being funny in any of his movies. I don't dislike him in the way that I dislike Dane Cook, but I think that he is an unfortunate result of the Dane Cook phenomenon, where if you are super expressive and act like something is interesting, millions of people tend to go with it. I don't really care, I mean, he was in Soul Plane and I wasn't, so he's definitely got that on me. Oh, and millions of dollars.
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America has failed North Korea. How else could Dennis Rodman become the only American allowed in to North Korea without starting an incident? How else could Dennis Rodman, who couldn't even stay married to Carmen Electra, become better at relationship maintenance than our elected officials and actual diplomats? Is Kim Jong Un easier to deal with than Carmen Electra? The only way any of it makes sense is if we admit the truth: we have failed North Korea. We could have sent Sir Charles. We could have sent Magic. We could have sent Michael Jordan, for God's sake. Maybe Kim Jong Un, like Kim Jong Il before him, really just needed some damn Tagless Ts and undies to make him feel better about democracy. It would have all been so different. We failed, and they got Rodman instead. The conflict continues.